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Nobody actually wants an AI receptionist

They want the phone answered when everyone's up a ladder. That's a different thing, and it's a much smaller thing to build.

By Teresa · 6 August 2026 · 2 min

Every roofer, electrician and installer we've spoken to this year has been sold an AI receptionist. None of them wanted one. What they wanted was for the phone to be answered at half two on a Tuesday when both vans are out and the office is empty.

That difference matters, because the second version doesn't need a personality. It needs to take a name, a postcode, a description of the job and a photo, then put it somewhere the business will definitely look. That's it.

The test isn't whether it sounds human. It's whether anyone has to ring the customer back to ask what they meant.

We keep coming back to the same rule: automate the collecting and the chasing, leave the judgement alone. Nobody has ever complained that the robot didn't try to build rapport.

Would you let something else answer the phone?

If this is a bit close to home, you might recognise some of the things we've built or the tools we tend to reach for.